• Sad Shayari

    Ab Ye Guman Na Raha

    Ab Ye Guman Na Raha Ki Aaina Hai Dil Mera,
    Toot Kar Patthar Pe Hi Jab Girna Mujhe Pada.

    Kaisa Mukaam Tha Jise Chhod Gaye Wo Tanha,
    Aksar Usi Jagah Pe Roj Rona Mujhe Pada.

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    Zindagi Toh Beet Jayegi

    Humse Pucho Kya Hota Hai Pal Pal Bitana,
    Bahut Mushkil Hota Hai Dil Ko Samjana,
    Yaar Zindagi Toh Beet Jayegi,
    Bus Mushkil Hota Hai Kuch Logo Ko Bhul Pana.

    हमसे पूछो क्या होता है पल पल बिताना,
    बहुत मुश्किल होता है दिल को समझाना,
    यार ज़िन्दगी तोह बीत जायेगी,
    बस मुश्किल होता है कुछ लोगो को भूल पाना।

    Gujarish Hamari

    Gujarish Hamari Woh Maan Na Sake,
    Majburi Hamari Woh Jaan Na Sake,
    Kehte Hain Marne Ke Baad Bhi Yaad Rakhenge,
    Jeete Ji Jo Hame Pehchan Na Sake.

    गुजारिश हमारी वह मान न सके,
    मज़बूरी हमारी वह जान न सके,
    कहते हैं मरने के बाद भी याद रखेंगे,
    जीते जी जो हमें पहचान न सके।

    Mujhe Khamoshi De Di

    Meri Chahat Ne Use Khushi De Di,
    Badle Mein Usne Mujhe Khamoshi De Di,
    Khuda Se Dua Maangi Marne Ki To,
    Usne Bhi Tadapne Ke Liye Zindagi De Di.

    मेरी चाहत ने उसे खुशी दे दी,
    बदले में उसने मुझे सिर्फ खामोशी दे दी,
    खुदा से दुआ मांगी मरने की लेकिन,
    उसने भी तड़पने के लिए जिन्दगी दे दी।

    Mohabbat Hasin Nahin Hoti

    Wo To Shayaron Ne Mohabbat Se Saza Rakha Hai,
    Varna Mohabbat Itni Bhi Hasin Nahin Hoti.

    वो तो शायरों ने लफ्जो से सजा रखा है,
    वरना मोहब्बत इतनी भी हसीँ नही होती।

    Sab Mujhe Hi Kahate Hain Ki Bhool Jao Use,
    Koyi Use Kyu Nahi Kahta Ki Wo Meri Ho Jaye.

    सब मुझे ही कहते हैं की भूल जाओ उसे,
    कोई उसे क्यूँ नहीं कहेता की वो मेरी हो जाए।

     

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    संता: बेटे दो बिस्तर किसलिए लगाए हैं.लड़का: पापा घर में दो मेहमान आने वाले हैं, एक मम्मी का भाई और दूसरा मेरे मामा.संता: अबे गधे, एक बिस्तर और लगा ले मेरा साला भी तो आने वाला है.एक दिन लादेन अमिताभ बच्चन से मिला. लादेन: क्या हाल है अमिताभ, क्या चल रहा है?अमिताभ: बस कुछ खास नहीं, कभी खुशी कभी गम. और आपका?लादेन: मेरा भी कुछ खास नहीं बस कभी गोला कभी बम.बुरी तरह उखड़ी हुई बीवी ने निठल्ले पति को कोसते हुए कहा, “तुम्हारी ज़िन्दगी भी कोई ज़िन्दगी है क्या… तुम्हारे घर का खर्च मेरे पिताजी उठाते हैं… तुम्हारे बच्चों के स्कूल की फीस मेरी मां दिया करती हैं… मेरे मामा हमारे मकान-मालिक हैं, सो, वह किराया नहीं लेते… कपड़े मेरी बुआ के भिजवाए हुए पहनते हो… खाने-पीने का सामान मेरी मौसी की दुकान से मुफ्त आता है… शर्म नहीं आती क्या…?”पति ने तमतमाकर जवाब दिया, “बिल्कुल… शर्म तो आनी ही चाहिए… इसी शहर में तुम्हारे दो-दो भाई भी रहते हैं, लेकिन सालों ने आज तक एक पैसा भी नहीं भिजवाया…”संता अपने पिताजी के सामने सिगरेट पी रहा था.बंता ने कहा तुम अपने पिताजी के सामने सिगरेट पी रहे हो?संता- वो मेरे पिताजी है, कोई पेट्रोल पम्प थोड़े ही हैं. डॉक्टर: आपके तीन दांत कैसे टूट गए ?

    संता: जी वो पत्नी ने कड़क रोटी बनाई थी.

    डॉक्टर: तो खाने से मना कर देते.संता: जी वही तो किया था

     

    santa banta jokes hindi  list 2018

    Santa banta jokes in hindi
    Santa banta se: MBA ka matlab kya hota hai?
    Banta santa se: nahi pata.
    Santa banta se: Are aak kal har jagah MBA ki dhoom machi hai.
    banta: bata phir.

    Santa banta se: MBA ka matlab “Mai Bhi Anna”

     

    Santa banta jokes in english
    Santa: Do you know the full form of MBA?
    Banta: No santa.

    Santa: MBA means “Mai Bhi Anna

     

    Santa And Professor jokes

    Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
    Sardar: BA

    Professor:For sodium?
    Sardar: NA

    Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA
    & 2 atoms of NA combined?

    Sardar: BANANA

    Sardar ji jokes in english
    Sardarji was heating knife for suicide
    sardar friend: why ur heating knife?

    Sardarji: to prevent infection

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    Santa banta jokes in english
    Santa: Shall i send sms from your mobile to my girlfriend?
    Banta; Why send it from your mobile.

    Santa: She will understand my handwriting. she is very clever

     

    Santa banta jokes in hindi
    Santa: kya mai tere mobile se sms bhej du meri girlfriend ko?
    Banta: kyo apne mobile se bhejo.

    Santa: yaar handwriting pehchan legi badi chalak hai.

     

    Santa banta jokes in english
    Santa was kissing blank paper.
    Banta: why you are kissing a blank paper.

    Santa: These days we don’t talk

     

    Santa banta jokes in hindi
    Santa ek barr blank paper ko kiss kar raha tha.
    Banta: tum ye blank paper ko kyo kiss kar rahe ho.

    Santa: Aaj kal hum log baat nahi karte

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    Santa banta jokes in English
    Santa is trying for suicide but sleeping next to railway track.
    Banta: why you are not sleeping inside the railway track.

    Santa: I have fear

     

    Santa banta jokes in hindi
    santa railway track ke side mai leta hai, suicide karna ke liye.
    banta: tum railway track ke side mai kyo chupe ho.

    Santa: mujhe darr lagta hai.

    Santa And His Wife Jokes In English
    Santa wife: Why you buying one chewing gum for Me?

    Santa: Because i can be silent without chewing Gum

     

    Santa aur wife jokes in hindi
    Santa wife: Tum sirf ek paan kyo le rahe ho?
    santa: Mai bina paan kha kar bhi chup reh sakta hu.9

    Santa banta jokes in Hindi
    Santa: Are banta, santa aur banta me kya relation hai?
    Banta: Simple besan aur pakode ka.
    Santa: wo kaise?
    Banta: Are jab besan santa hai,

    Tabhi banta hai.

    Santa started one college and the name of college is


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    .
    .

    Santa Medical College Of Engineering For Law In Management

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    Santa Banta JOkes In English
    Santa: First i will let my wife complete BA then MA then PHD.

    Banta: Then you do her marriage9

     

    Santa Banta Jokes In Hindi
    Santa: Pehle mai apni biwi ko padunga BA karunga, MA karaunga aur phir phd karunga.
    Banta: Aur phir uski shaadi karunga.9

    Santa: how you control your anger when we have fight.

    Preeto: By cleaning toilet bowl.

    Santa: How it helps you?

    Preeto: I use your brush9

     

    Santa: Tum apna gussa kaise control karti ho kab tumhe gussa aata hai?

    Preeto: Toilet saaf kar ke.

    Santa: Isse tumko kaise help milti hai?

    Preeto: Mai tumhara brush use karti hu9

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    Banta: Praajji jab mai paida hua tha, tab mujhe 21 toppo ki salami mili thi.

    Santa: Aacha to tu abhi tak jinda kaise hai9

     

    Santa apne kutte ke saath movie dekhne gaya tha.

    In movie, Basnti inn kutto ke samne mat nachna.

    Santa: Nachegi kaisi nahi, kute bhi ticket liye hai9

     

    Santa jokes in english

    Santa watching movie with his dog.

    In movie: basti don’t dance in front of these dogs.

    Santa: Why she will not dance, dog also took the ticket9

     

    English Jokes On Sardar

    Electric line wire fell over the santa. He was about to die.

    But later he remembered there was no electricity from last two days9

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    Santa Singh JOkes In English

    Santa went to buy potato one week before. And he not came back. His wife told to inspector.

    Inspector was also sardar. He told sister cook some thing else.9

     

    Santa Singh short JOkes In Hindi

    Ek baar santa ki ladai uske baap se ho gayi.

    Phir wo kabristan me jaa kar mala latka kar liktha hai.

    Coming soon.9

     

    Santa ko ek court me bulaya.

    Gita par haath rakh kar kasam khao.

    Santa: Ye kya sir, Sita par hath rakha to yaha bulaya.

    Ab Gita par haath rakho9

     

    Teacher: Write jokes on cricket match.

    Santa Singh: Was sitting ideal.

    Teacher: Why you are not writing essay?

    Santa singh: Because match was abandoned due to rain.

    Santa take this card.

    Waiter: Sir ji ye too voter id card hai.

    Santa: Bahar to likha hai ki. Sabhi card accept hote hai.9

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    Wife- Aaj mai Towel me thi aur room

    me chachaji aa gaye..!

    Pati- Fir tumne kya kiya?

    Wife- TOWEL Ko kholke GHUNGHAT

    bana liya..! Kuch SANSKAR mujhme

     

    bhi Hai..

     

     

    Tcher: Banta se! 15 fruit k naam btao?
    Banta :ek amrood
    Tcher: shabash
    Banta :ek aam
    Tcher :gud
    Banta :ek saib
    Tcher:aur

    Banta : ek darjan keely hogaya 15 fruit

     

     

     

    Ek Ladki Ke T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha
    Amul – The Taste Of India.
    Use Dekh Kar Santa Bahut Khush Hua,
    Aur Apni Pent Pe Likhva Liya

    Kurkure – Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai.

     

     

    Patni- Meri saheli aa rahi hai, wo mere sath soyegi
    Aap hall me so jaoge?
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    Pati- 1 shart par, meri saheli aayegi tab tum hall me sone ka wada karo

     

     

    Kamina baccha
    Ladka Aur Ladki Dono Haath Mein
    Haath Daale Jaa Rahe The..
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    Usi Waqt Ek Shararti Bachha Aaya
    Aur Bola:
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    Bhaiya, Kal Wali Didi Zyada Mast

    Thi……

     

     

    Santa- tution master ka msg aya hai kal extra classes hai,
    Ab kya kARe…….,..?????
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    .
    .

    .
    . .
    . Banta. Massege sending failed”””’ likh k wapis

    bhej d sale ko….

     

    Santa: Maine apne bete ka
    naam America rakha hai.

    banta: wo kyun?

    Santa: main duniya ko batana
    chahta hun ke main America ka

    baap hun.

     

    Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala – I love you.
    Premika(Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?

    Santa : I love you Didi!!!!9

     

    Pati aur patni ghumne gaye. Raaste me ek gadhe ko ghaas kata

    dekh patni ne pati se kaha – Oo G tumhara rishtedaar ghaas
    kha raha hai, namaste karo.

    Pati – Namaste Sasur Ji

     

     

    Santa ne Banta se kaha,”Sabse bada challenge kya hai?”

    Banta replied – Answer sheet ko khaali chod do aur last me likh dena,paas karke dikha9

     

    Santa : Yaar aaj mein bus ke peeche peecha daudkar 15 rupees bacha liye.

    Banta : Kya yaar, tum to bahut murkh ho, agar taxi ke peeche bhagte to 150 rupees bachta

     

    Banta-Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai?
    Santa-Dadaji Ne Bola Mene Unka Nam Mitti Me Mila Diya,
    Wohi Dhund Raha Hun

    Santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Kar Usy Gaur Se Dekh Raha Tha …Banta – Kya Dekh Rahe Ho … ??
    Santa – Dekh Raha Hoon Ye Leak Kahan Se Ho Raha Hy

    Wats D Diff. B/W Bus & Cycle?
    Santa:Bus Ka Stand Bus Ke Sath Kabhi Nahi Jata
    Par Cycle Ka Stand Cycle Ke Sath Jata Hai.

    Santa: Mne Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki.
    Banta: That’s Great Yaar..
    Usne Kya Kahaa..??
    Santa: Usne Kaha
    Wrong Number

    Salsman-WhichSoap U
    Use?
    Santa-BABA’S Soap,BABA’S Paste,BABA’S Brush.
    Salsman-Is BABA’S
    A INTRNATIONAL Company?
    Snta: Baba Is My Room Mate.

    Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children.?Conductor: Yes! Only If They Are Above 8.
    Santa: Thank God I Have Only 6 Children..!!

    Santa:I Made My Son FoolBanta:how?
    Santa:Last Night,He Stole All My Money And Spent It
    Banta:But How U Fooled Him?
    Santa: I Was Awoken But Didnt Stop Him!

    Banta : Why Is The Police Nicknamed
    “The Heart Of The Country”?
    Santa : It
    Beats,
    Beats
    Beats.

    Santa:Mujhe Tou Aankhey
    Band Karney Par Bhi Dikhayi Deta Hai.
    Banta:Achchaa, Kya Dikhta Hai?
    Santa:Andhera.

    Santa Invested 2 LakhsIn A Business And Suffered Huge Losses.
    Do U Know What The Business Was?
    He Opened A Saloon In Punjab!

    Mrs. Santa Don’t Like To Eat Green GrassBut,
    Mr. Santa Likes..
    Why???
    Because,
    Santa Is A Guy !!!

    Santa Ki Amma Mar Gyi.
    1 Admi Bola-Amma Mujhe Le Jati
    2-4 Or Bole-Amma Hume Bi Le Jati
    S:-Chup Ho Jao Kamino
    Amma Kya Suzuki Dala Kr Ke Gyi He

    Santa- Yaar!
    A Auratein Sharab
    Se Nafrat Q Karati Hai?
    Banta- Islye Ki,
    Sharab Pine Ke
    Baad Chuhe Jaisa
    Pati Bhi Sher
    Ho Jata Hai.

    My Grand Father Lived For 96 YearsHe Never Used Glasses
    Sardar : Ya
    I Know
    Few People Drink
    Directly From Bottle

    Banta: What?S The Difference Between An Oral Thermometer And ARectal Thermometer?
    Santa: The Taste.

    What Is The Chemical Formula 4 Water?
    SANTA: HIJKLMNO.
    Teacher: Wht R U Talking Abt? SANTA:Yesterday U Said H To O.9

    Santa Was Caught For Speeding And Went Before The Judge.The Judge: What?Ll You Take 30 Days Or Rs 3000.Santa: I Think I?Ll Take The MoneySo guys these are the best santa banta hindi jokes i hope you like all these jokes added by me and had a laugh with your friends just see jokes and read jokes and whenever you go to school or college and somebody saying jokes to others then you can beat that guy with your unique and latest hindi santa banta jokes so guys lets go and read now these awesome funny hindi santa banta jokes and enjoy laughing with your friends and family members if you like this post and these awesome santa banta hindi jokes list then please don’t forget to share with your friends and family members so they can also browse these awesome jokes and had a great laugh in their free time and they also enjoy these jokes with their classmate’s and with Collage buddys so guys this post is all about best hindi santa banta jokes list 2018 collection if you like this post and and these awesome funny santa banta jokes hindi list then don’t forget to leave your valuable comment here

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